Ditch the algorithm.

Enter Reality!

  • Screenless Vision

  • Blocks All Websites

  • Insane World Filter

  • Unadvanced View Hole

  • Hacker Proof

Doomscroll Device

  • Unlimited Distractions

  • Raw, Uncensored Chaos

  • Pocket Sized Dopamine Firehose

  • Tracks Your Every Move

  • Monetizes Yourself

Why the 3rd Eye Phone?

Lifetime Subscription to Yourself!

  • "I don’t charge it. It charges me." — Tom

  • "No apps. No ads. No nada. I love it! " — Mia

  • "My nervous system says thank you." — Rhonda