FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

It’s not a phone. It’s a portal. A vessel. A handmade ceramic creation that invites you to dial into your deeper self, your creativity, your ancestors, or maybe just your houseplants. No charger required.

Define “work.” If by “work” you mean “summon deep thoughts, inner peace, and occasional laughter,” then yes. If you’re trying to call Domino’s, maybe not.

Absolutely! Just remind them not to put it in their mouths or try to sync it with Bluetooth. Kids are often better at tuning in than adults anyway.

Gaze into the third eye. Take a breath. Speak your truth or whisper your wish. Activation complete. No software updates ever.

Yes! Unlimited metaphysical downloads, emotional uploads, and intuitive roaming. No overage fees. Ever.

Totally. Every Third Eye Phone is one-of-a-kind, but we love collaborating on custom designs. Want rainbow eyes or cryptic symbols? We’re listening.

No worries. Just holding the phone helps clear the signal. Some users report increased weird dreams, spontaneous insights, and sudden urges to dance barefoot.

We’ve got you. Join our fun (and affordable) premium membership and insurance program, and you’ll get a no-questions-asked replacement if your device breaks or mysteriously stops working. Plus, you'll unlock a premium subscription to the Third Eye Phone community — packed with perks, surprises, and possibly secret transmissions.